Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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