haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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