Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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