Where did you get a picture of my penis
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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