So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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