Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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