so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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