Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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