I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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