There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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