I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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