love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
