Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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