your parents love me but you hate me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
