You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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