we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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