I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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