I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You're like the curious george of whores
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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