Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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