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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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