yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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