Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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