I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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