So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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