Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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