So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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