I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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