R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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