Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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