Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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