any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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