I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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