so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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