So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
