you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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