I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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