Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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