I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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