why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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