need another drink. this is the easiest way
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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