I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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