I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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