HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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