There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He did a backflip because drugs
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