Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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