Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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