There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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