new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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