The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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