wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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