Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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