I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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