i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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