So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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